Quote of the Day (2014-09-07)

Sir Humphrey: "So we trust you to make sure that your Minister does nothing incisive or divisive over the next few weeks."

Sir Arnold: "Avoids anything controversial."

Sir Humphrey: "Expresses no firm opinion about anything at all. Now, is that quite clear?"

Bernard Woolley: "Yes, well, I think that is probably what he was planning to do anyway."

Source: Yes, Minister